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Tuesday, December 29, 2009

The New Story

Okay, I'm going to chronicle the saga of our hero, Jedi Knight and NASCAR driver Ralphie Kokensparger, as he and his brother Tim fight their way through some of the most hair-raising adventures you've ever heard.

Episode II --Ralphie and the Temple of Doom

Prologue.

This war is really heating up!

Although the Empire has been destroyed, the Separatists have taken over the planet Yokum in the galaxy of Tri-Alvaron. The Separatists have whale ships and shark ships.

Still, the Rebels are determined to restore peace to the Chubbies.

(Production Notes: The Chubbies are knights in medieval armor. The Separatists are blobs of goo encased in ovoid containers equipped with metal claws and eyes on stalks. The Thuggees are green-faced trolls.)

Tune in next time, when we hear Ralphie say, "If we don't get out of here, we are GOING to DIE!"

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